The Pioneers Used to Ride These Babies For Miles! SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on The Pioneers Used to Ride These Babies For Miles!
Look at this yellow goofball riding around on what looks like a pizza box with wheels! Back in my day, pioneers had actual horses and covered wagons, not some square-pants kid joy-riding on oversized food delivery equipment. And what's with that sailor hat? Last I checked, the Oregon Trail didn't go through Bikini Bottom!
About The Pioneers Used to Ride These Babies For Miles!
When SpongeBob and Squidward's boat zoomed away without them, they had to deliver a pizza on foot. Seeing a nearby rock, SpongeBob was ecstatic, pointing out that this was the same sort of rock the pioneers used to drive like a vehicle back in the old days. Squidward mocked him, saying that the pioneers weren't a reliable source. But to an ecstatic SpongeBob, managed to drive the rock successfully!
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