"Your parallel rainbow set is just the same picture printed on different colored cardboard." - Grumpy Dad

The Quickster SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on The Quickster

Look at this goofball in his little superhero getup – lightning bolt on the chest like he's some kind of discount Flash knockoff! And of course it's SpongeBob dressed up playing pretend hero because apparently even cartoon sponges think they can just inherit someone else's job these days. Kid's got more holes in his head than his uniform has credibility!

About The Quickster

Some time ago, The Quickster was a superhero! Long-Bob put on The Quickster's costume, becoming The Quickster. Mermaid Man combat Barnacle Boy. The Quickster gave SpongeBob the power or super-speed. But when Captain Magma accidentally hit SpongeBob with lava, he panicked, running in circles until he was exhausted.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

Way back in Mermaidman's glory days, the Quickster was his super-fast buddy! But more recently, when Barnacleboy briefly became a villain, SpongeBob became the new version of the Quickster. He inherited his predecessor's costume, and gained the ability to run at blinding speed!

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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