"They call missing three games with a hangnail 'injury management' now." - Grumpy Dad

This Grill is Not a Home SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on This Grill is Not a Home

Look at this yellow square goofball floating around in his underwear like some kind of deranged kitchen ghost! You lose your spatula in a poker game and suddenly you're having emotional breakdowns in the sky? Back in my day, if you wanted your job back, you marched into the boss's office with your pants ON and demanded a raise, not sang show tunes while hovering around in your tighty-whities!

About This Grill is Not a Home

When Plankton won SpongeBob's spatula in a poker game, SpongeBob no longer worked for Mr. Krabs. He now worked for Plankton at the Chum Bucket. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs sang a heartfelt duet about how they both work at the Krusty Krab back to their usual spots.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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