Tiki Tony SpongeBob Card

Look at this guy trying to be all artsy and cultural with his tiki getup – probably spent more on that costume than I did on my last vacation! And of course he's on "Squidward's Gallery" because nothing says "sophisticated art collector" like a cartoon squid's pretentious hobby room. I bet he calls himself an "artist" but the most creative thing he's ever done is arrange his lawn gnomes by height!