Tony Fast Sr. SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on Tony Fast Sr.

Look at this guy with his fancy mustache and captain's hat – thinks he's some hotshot because he's got a few boats and a mansion. You'd think a "racing legend" could afford a better looking outfit than that brown jacket, but I guess all his money went to bailing his kid out of boating school disasters. Classic rich dad move – throws money at the problem instead of teaching the boy how to actually drive!

About Tony Fast Sr.

Tony Fast Sr. was a racing legend. He had a mansion and various vintage speedboats. When Tony Sr. dropped his son Tony Jr. off at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, he never thought that his son would be the subject of a high-speed chase involving police officers, a helicopter pilot, and Tony Sr. himself! In the end, Tony Sr. took his son out of Mrs. Puff's Boating School and enrolled him elsewhere.

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