Triton SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on Triton
Look at this guy flexing his muscles like he's hot stuff – buddy, you're green as a moldy sandwich and have a pink tutu for hair! And what's with that constipated expression? Just because you're King of the Sea doesn't mean you have to look like you've been holding it in since the Paleozoic Era!
About Triton
The son of King Neptune and Queen Amphitrite. Like his parents, Triton was an impulsive youth. But because of his rebellious ways, he was locked up in a cage on a faraway island in the sky. SpongeBob freed him, and Triton used his powers to demolish much of Bikini Bottom. Rather than being upset at his son, Neptune was happy that Triton finally mastered his powers.
— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob