"The only thing more inflated than card prices is these athletes' egos." - Grumpy Dad

What Are They Selling? SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on What Are They Selling?

Look at this kid with that ridiculous blonde mop – looks like they stuck their finger in an electrical socket! And what's with that tattered purple dress? If you're gonna go door-to-door selling chocolate, at least have the decency to comb your hair and put on clean clothes instead of looking like you just crawled out of a haunted house!

About What Are They Selling?

When SpongeBob and Patrick went door to door to approached one house and answered. Trying to appeal to the elderly lady answered her a chocolate, the sweetly lady answered if her mother was home. But the lady's shriveled ancient mother was Patrick were selling, she eventually agreed to buy some chocolate.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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