You don't need a license to drive a sandwich SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
Look at this yellow buffoon grinning like an idiot while his pink buddy just sits there with dead eyes! You're driving what looks like a glorified hamburger with wheels, and you're proud of it? Back in my day, we drove REAL vehicles that didn't look like they belonged on a kids' menu, not some "souped-up" sandwich that screams "I peaked in fry cook school!"
About You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
When SpongeBob and Patrick needed to get somewhere very quickly, SpongeBob had just made to mind: the Patty Wagon. Made to look like an enormous Krabby Patty, this meat machine was souped-up and ready to go. Patrick was concerned, because how could SpongeBob drive the vehicle without a license? SpongeBob's reply: "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."
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