Ethan Salas Baseball Cards

Look at this kid swinging for the fences like he's in some kind of fancy holographic bubble! All that shiny chrome treatment and dramatic lighting can't hide the fact that he's still just a teenager who probably needs his mom to pack his lunch for Double-A games. Sure, he hit .312 in 58 at-bats – which is what, like two weeks worth of games? – but they're already printing his rookie cards like he's the next Johnny Bench!