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Jackson Chourio Baseball Cards

Dad’s Take on Jackson Chourio

Look at this kid trying to look all serious and intense while jogging around the bases like he just discovered running! And what's with that perfectly manicured beard – did he stop at the barbershop between innings? The card says he's a "Rookie Pitcher" but he's clearly an outfielder, so either the card company can't read positions or this guy's so confused he doesn't even know what sport he's playing!

About Jackson Chourio

Rookie Pitcher 9-6 0.5 in first 14 games in 2025. His age 24 season. Third in 2024 NL Rookie of the Year Award voting. Posted 92-0.06 in August, matching 9 RBI. Went Award voting. Posted 92-0.06 in August, matching 9 RBI. Went 5-for-5 in major league debut vs. Cleveland. Became first player in Cleveland. Became first player in franchise history to record 20 home runs and 20 stolen bases in rookie season. This is his first major league season. Loves video games. Was a standout.

— 2025 Topps Bowman Chrome Baseball

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