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Shotaro Morii Baseball Cards

Dad’s Take on Shotaro Morii

Look at this kid trying to be the next two-way sensation – yeah right! That batting stance screams "I'm trying way too hard to look professional" while wearing those gaudy yellow A's throwbacks that make him look like a walking banana. And what's with that overly serious face? Kid looks like he's constipated, not ready to crush a fastball!

About Shotaro Morii

Born: 12-15-05 (Age: 19) Ht: 6'0" Wt: 170 B/T: R/R Hometown: Kyoto, Japan Signed: Signed by Athletics 2025 as Free Agent. Minor League Batting Record: AB: 0 HR: 0 SB: 0 Stats not available. Stats not available. Stats not available.

— 2025 Topps Bowman Chrome Baseball

RESUME: Two-way star in high school in Japan before 15 to undrafted over three seasons. With Toros Netz, he was a two-way player scoring 25 touchdowns. SKILLS: Simple crisp swing from left side. Admirable hand-eye coordination. Knack for making contact. STATS: In the first American season, 2025 in the first American season.

— 2025 Topps Bowman Chrome Baseball

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