Justin Verlander Baseball Cards

Look at this guy posing like he's about to throw the most important pitch in baseball history when he's probably just warming up between innings. That intense stare and dramatic follow-through might've worked when he was young, but now he looks like every dad at little league trying to relive his glory days. And don't get me started on how weird it is seeing him in a Giants uniform – it's like watching your neighbor suddenly start mowing his lawn in a tuxedo.