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Jared Goff Football Cards

Dad’s Take on Jared Goff

Look at this guy posing like he's about to throw a touchdown in his backyard barbecue! That stance screams "I'm just happy to be here" rather than "franchise quarterback." Sure, he can complete 80% of his passes, but he's got the intimidation factor of a substitute teacher – no wonder he needed to get traded away from the Rams to finally figure things out!

About Jared Goff

Another noteworthy accomplishment for Goff during his epic Detroit reign. In 2024, this guidance of the offense helped the franchise shatter its record for wins in a season with 15, longer more than in the previous mark. The Pro Bowl QB threw for 4,529 yards and 37 TDs along the way. YEAR 2024 TEAM LIONS NFL TOTALS RATE 1018 95.7 INT 12 94 TD 37 222 YDS 4529 35058 CMP% 72.4 65.5 ATT 639 4646 CMP 390 3047

— 2025 Panini Donruss Football

In October 2024, Goff connected with anyone and everyone in a Detroit uniform. He compiled a sizzling 80 percent completion rate over the course of four games, completing 52-of-65 attempts. Add in eight TD passes and no picks and the Lions star was an easy choice for NFC Offensive Player of the Month.

— 2024 Panini Select Football

Goff gets credit for turning the Lions around. "Winning is a big part of this sport, especially for a quarterback," said St. Brown. "So that's what he's doing." But hey, as Post Malone and Morgan Wallen will tell you, he had some help. St. Brown turned in an All-Pro year in Detroit's 2023 rise.

— 2024 Panini Phoenix Football

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