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Jason Witten Football Cards

Dad’s Take on Jason Witten

Look at this guy running around like he's carrying the family groceries from the car in one trip because he's too stubborn to make two. Sure, everyone asks "is this the next Jason Witten?" but nobody asks "is this the next guy who looks like he should be coaching little league instead of playing professional football?" That uniform's doing him no favors either – looks like he raided his nephew's jersey collection.

About Jason Witten

Here's how you know Witten was an all-time great Dallas tight end: Whenever another TE shows promise, media and fans alike ask "is this the next Jason Witten?" After 11 trips to the Pro Bowl and two First Team All-Pro appearances, he remains the standard by which all future Cowboys at his position are judged. NFL TOTALS REC 1215 YDS 12977 AVE 10.7 TD 72

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