"These players have 20-person entourages but can't remember the signs from third base." - Grumpy Dad

Kyle Pitts Football Cards

Dad’s Take on Kyle Pitts

Look at this guy posing like he's auditioning for a dance recital instead of playing football! All that fancy footwork and prancing around, no wonder he had to send Kirk Cousins a text message to recruit him – probably used more emojis than actual words. Back in my day, tight ends caught passes with their hands, not their feelings!

About Kyle Pitts

Pitts was at the forefront of the recruiting process for quarterback Kirk Cousins in 2024. The tight end sent a text early in the free-agency period that left a lasting impression on the signal-caller. "It's always fun to be wanted," Cousins said. "I appreciated that, and he did a great job kind of leading the charge."

— 2024 Panini Donruss Optic Football

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