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DaRon Bland Football Cards

Dad’s Take on DaRon Bland

Look at this guy posing like he's about to breakdance instead of break up passes! And what's with that flashy blue holographic background – this isn't some disco dance floor, it's supposed to be football! Sure, nine interceptions is impressive, but maybe spend less time working on your superhero landing pose and more time looking like you actually belong on a football field.

About DaRon Bland

Goal-setting can produce results. Look at Bland. As a rookie, he posted five interceptions. He told himself to beat that total in 2023, his second year. "I tried to top myself," he said. "Gladly, I got it." Got it, and then some. His nine interceptions led the NFL and tied for third most in a season by a Cowboy.

— 2024 Panini Phoenix Football

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