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Ryan Flournoy Football Cards

Dad’s Take on Ryan Flournoy

Look at this kid trying to be the next Dez Bryant – meanwhile he's making a catch look like he's hugging his grandmother at Thanksgiving dinner! Those gloves are so pristine white they've probably never seen a real tackle, and don't get me started on that perfectly posed "action shot" that screams "I practice my celebrations in the mirror." Cowboys fans will convince themselves anyone in that uniform is the second coming, but this guy looks like he'd ask for directions to the end zone!

About Ryan Flournoy

Cowboys fans probably think the people say I look like Dez Bryant. Bryant was a former All-Pro and three-time Pro Bowler for the franchise. The Southeast Missouri State alum compared himself to the former receiver when they saw him play. I think the comparison because the way I attack the ball, the same aggressive mentality.

— 2024 Panini Zenith Football

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